AOC struggling to satisfy single males underneath 90 at work

Each week, The Submit will deliver you our picks of the perfect one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Need extra of a chuckle? You’ll want to click on the hyperlinks.

“I’m working to be a little bit extra open to an age distinction, however I’d actually like somebody who wasn’t born throughout Melancholy,” AOC mentioned. READ MORE

“We might use a number of extra of these Mormon flash mobs,” bystander Jared Smith mentioned. “It might work wonders for the group. They’re simply so darn good.” READ MORE

“I’m a horse! Neigh!” mentioned a furry named W. J. Harbuck (often known as The Brown Blur). “Neeeeiiiiigh!” READ MORE

Household specialists predict the transition shall be seamless as Leavitt goes from answering ignorant pointless questions all day to answering ignorant, pointless questions all day. READ MORE